fezmonkey
Premature Sarcasm
fezmonkey

Not sure why, but that pic wasn’t showing up when I first looked at the story. Just a blank blob. Now I look like a right fool. Haha. It looks like he got Mr. Rule to take that photo for him. Maybe they are both working together on an elaborate marketing campaign where they diss each other whenever their relevance

That would take dedication. But, a beef’s a beef. Can’t half-arse it.

It’s nice that you think it’s funny, but that’s subjective and really is beneath a man who you seem to think so highly of. He has more money, projects, and influence compared to JaRule. Taking the time and energy to do this is petty and sad for a person who at least pretends to aspire for more. But, to each his own.

Then if someone wanted to sit in those seats, you could stop them and tell them those are your seats. Then to prove it you could dig into your pocket and pull out the 200 tickets and show them the proof. 

This is pretty fucking hilarious if it’s true. Stupid, yes, but also funny. Personally, if I’d done this, I would’ve still gone to the show and just sat alone among 200 empty seats.

Not until you wash them.

I don't have much use for Fiddy, but damn if that isn't good Instagram

I love moments like this, where a person goes above and beyond what any sane person would do in a quest to be as petty as possible. 

*quietly sobs in the corner of his basement*

Ja Rule has already responded by having a hundred Hawaiian pizzas sent to 50 Cent’s house that he’ll have to tip the delivery driver for.

And 50 Cent thinks noone else attending is going to squat in those empty front row seats?

He’s “bankrupt” and yet still richer than you, somehow. Now who’s the moron?

Looks like this clown 50 Cent did it again. What a clown. 

it was a groupon deal he only spent like 3 grand

I will not intimidated in my search for the truth!

Fuck you

That is clearly Charlize Theron as Mr. F.

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Every time I see that picture I’m reminded of Dan Aykroyd eating salmon out of his Santa Claus beard in Trading Places.

Damn.  That’s disturbing.  I’ll have to check it out.

Coffee and donuts in the back!