Mr. Barge is the same way. He claims that it’s slimy too but I don’t get that at all. Weird, huh?

BAHAHAHAHAHA!

Um, I had a blueberry scone share pics of my chocolate chips to his raspberry mates. But #notallscones though.

Blueberry scones do not deserve this sort of maligning.

Good! Because guys who persuade women who love and trust them to give them nude/sexy photos/videos and then betray that trust because they have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone can go screw themselves. In jail.

Image recognition and making it a federal crime could clear away most of the pics pretty quick if you put one or two FBI personel on it.

If people didn’t have cars, they wouldn’t have their cars stolen. If people didn’t have houses, they wouldn’t have their houses broken into. If people weren’t born, they wouldn’t be murdered.

YES BUT, have you been fighting a cold while having to take probably first-class flights AND make thousands for a single day’s work AND THEN come home to swanky digs where the maid/nanny/various staffers have everything sorted and...oh, wait.

My husband is the same way. The worst.

Kevin Smith is delightful, imo. And I don’t even care that he named his kid after a Batman villain—his comic nerd cred checks out.

I have only used UberT to call green cabs in Brooklyn. I get the driver name, his pic and cab ID number to verify this is my ride. Is there no verification notice for the others? Not a license plate etc?

I hear that mince also has some amazing liver-detoxing properties!

Everyone knows a soup rich in leeks is the only way to realign your chakras.

I HATE that this is a thing. Homemade soup is my jam- for nutrition and financial benefits- and I don’t want to hear any gibberish or gobbledeguck about its magical powers from new-agey fad dieters.

My husband and son have this weird prejudice towards soup. I’ll make some lovely homemade, hearty, delicious soup and they’ll both be like, “Meh. Soup isn’t a meal.” What does that even mean? I still make the damn soup, because I love it and it’s perfect and eating it is like getting a beautiful, warm, hug on the…

When I read the word “cleanse,” My response is more

Correct. Those are elimination diets.

I made a soup today out of leeks, mince, potatoes and lots of cream cheese with a dash of chilli flakes. I cannot wait to see how it cleanses and detoxes my body! Finally I will get rid of all those pesky toxins thanks to the cleansing properties of low quality meat and dairy, whoo hoo!

So like I’d totally eat hot ham water.

When I read the word “cleanse” in a story;