Yeah. Big Bang Theory is way better. At least they are all living in apartments they might actually be able to afford, and not having babies who just mysteriously... vanish after a period of time.

I do not think that word “service” that he uses means what he thinks it means. Whom can we think of who would allow this guy to service them? Not I!

Oh, dear. Didn’t read carefully enough to find that the abuser has already managed to get you separated from your kids. That is very sad. Even if you need to detach yourself from your living situation and your kids right now, I hope you can keep working with the detective to get the case against the bioDad prosecuted.…

Honey, since you are in an abusive relationship, you may not have a close girlfriend or girl relative to go to about this, but if you still have one you can see, I’d talk to them. It sounds to me, the internet stranger, that you’ve let this man, in the usual course of his abusiveness, scam you into thinking that you…

Your dog is so cute! I love it when big dogs try to be lap dogs!

Thank you! I think it’s starting to improve. TGIF!

Funny GIF at the end of a grim week. Tks.

What have you been feeding it? Moles like a low-calorie diet of mostly greens....

And a parallel question: How is it that there are no forces or materials, other than another magnetic field, that can block a magnetic field or magnetic forces? You can block radiation with lead, block electricity with rubber, block heat and cold with insulators, but I have been told that there is no blocking or…

Now, wait a minute! Giraffes are my favorite! Did you know that they have exactly the same number of neck bones as humans and other mammals, just much, much larger? Whoa!

I love this!

I Lol’d really hard. Sky net! It’s funny because it’s terrifying!

Brilliant!

I know. Doesn’t it make you all punchy and stuff!

O.K., I had not seen these before. That is Derelicte!

That would make a wonderful third book, then movie! Bring on the truth, then later the Haters hate.

Except that you are an actual human, instead of a celebrity or a Republican. You care about obligations and commitments. Kanye and The Donald, not so much.

Only Kanye would choose to celebrate the life of the Worst. Disciple. Ever.

Let’s send them Martin Schkreli as our exchange!. He can be a display showing what happens when you let capitalism run out to the very, very, very, end of its leash. It will be extremely educational for the Chinese zoo visitors. We’ll call him a Wile E. Coyote name like: Douchbaggicus Bigballicus Wall Streetus.

Planet Express FTW!