Judge Judy does spend a lot of time telling these schlubs that they’re schlubs and not to be so schlubby. I think the schlub is less likely to change their behaviour because it’s a lot easier to be a schlub than go out and get a job and buy their own underpants and pay their own rent. The person getting taken…

• If you don’t wear frayed denim this week, I’ll glue headphones to your ears and play The Fray until you do.

We’ll just give ‘em a stack of army surplus blankets.

And high road be damned, I wouldn’t mind a few of the illegal horrible things as well.

United? I think this has shown just the opposite. This man, and many many more men like him so this shit every day. Like every day and the victims left in their wake is numerous. And yet, the country as a whole and not just those who take the time to be educated, insists that it’s those with brown skin who we need to…

If Shkreli, Trump, and Cruz were in a plane crash who would survive?

He is so universally hated it’s actually beautiful. I have friends who rabidly disagree on almost everything—but they hate this guy.

It’s guys like this for which shunning was invented. He should be shunned right off the planet.

“A sadistic reality TV show idea: lock this douche, Ted Cruz, and Donald Trump and Kilgrave in a studio apartment.”

Doesn’t he kind of look like the evil doll from that new movie The Boy:

can we add rats and roaches?

How about he gets a disease where the only cure is a medicine that costs just a dollar more than he has - and the price increases as he gets more money, so it’s always just out of reach.

and a loaded gun with 1 bullet. The twist, it is a blank.

That’s nice, but I’ll just point out again that none of this pharma bro bullshit is what actually got him in trouble. Congress, the courts, the cops, none of them gave a shit when he was bankrupting seriously ill patients. It was only when he stole money from other rich assholes that he faced any sort of consequences.

This man has united our great nation, divided by strife and bumper stickers. Pin a medal on the fucker, he’s done. And exile him.

I sincerely hope that every horrible legal thing that can happen to this guy happens. Every single horrible legal thing.

When George Michael came out this gay man was in his 30s and surprised. I made the mistake of telling a large group of other gay men (at the time, also 30-somethings), “Did you know that George Michael is gay?” This is a story about me that will not die, and I’m happy to share it here.

I DON WAN NO SCHLUB

“Women make a terrible mistake because they usually are so desperate to nest, that they pick on schlubs and worthless pieces of trash that they pick up in a bar, and then turn around and give them the keys to their car, invite them to move in, give them a credit card, and they’re surprised one day when their car is…

schlubs. schlubs aint gonna get no love from me...hanging out the side of ya best mans ride tryin to holla at me.