Everyone wants to be the hero delivering water (I’m sure it’s imminently more “’grammable”) but there’s plenty of other behind-the-scenes-work. Loading vans, grouping together the donations that are pouring in. Helping to deal with the daily onslaught of 90 pizzas being donated from Dominos to feed the volunteers.* A…

Also unnecessary but necessary to point out that these plumbers belong to a Union, the exact thing that Snyder has been trying to undermine.

It is awesome! I was a volunteer coordinator in Mississippi for a year after Katrina. We had lots of universities, church groups, etc. swing through but nothing got the job done and lifted spirits like actual professionals in necessary trades. Roofers, electricians, drywallers, painters- all over the country and all…

Unnecessary yet necessary comment of the day:

Satan’s just a cooler guy tho. He brings more to the party.

New Disney princess movie coming out this November.

But what if I want to be afraid and unsure of myself, Yoko?

I think Britney Spears’ boobs also suffer for her art.

I bet he wouldn’t be saying that shit if he was back on Ferenginar.

Dear Mitch Albom,

Love it. He will never live that down. Every comment section of every article he has written brings it up.

So he is admitting he went and met his dying professor every Tuesday just to make money off of it. Since, you know, he didn’t donate 100% of the proceeds to charity.

1. A meth addict.

Could this be the most blatant, conspicuous form of projection we’ve ever seen?

So you basically beat me to the (admittedly easy) joke. I was going to go with, “Mitch Albom won’t be one of the five people you meet in Heaven, because he’s going to Hell. Except there isn’t a Heaven or a Hell because, you know, organized religion is bullshit. So basically, he just sucks.” (Yours was more elegant!)

"He makes a good point, Nicole and Ronald were only in it for the money"

“Five People You Meet in Florida”?

I expect we’ll hear an apology from him tomorrow. It’ll be Tuesdays with sorry.

“I always knew that guy would turn out to be a dick. I just never figured he'd be a real raging boner of a dick."—Morrie's ghost