Point: missed.

I think I’d recast the role, but what’s the controversy surrounding CGI-ification of actors?

I have no data that supports my opinions, just a hunch based on my own opinions about his party affiliation. I should speak about this matter as though I have access to his thoughts.

Let’s spend five paragraphs ridiculing a politician who’s doing the right thing simply because of his party affiliation.

Prosecute him.

The fact that steroids are being mentioned in relation to Hall of Fame voting is so stupid. For most of the time, there were no rules about it in baseball. Oh, Barry Bonds hit 9 million dingers? Put him in fucking Cooperstown. Jesus.

This petty cattiness is perfectly worthy of the Pittsburgh Steelers.

I’m all for fair treatment. Why don’t we overcompensate this young man for his trouble by, I don’t know, paying him a $2 million signing bonus - possibly more than I’ll make in my entire career - as well as a handsome salary on top of that. In addition, all the Astros should ask him to do is play baseball and take…

Yeah, when I pick out a book on my computer or my tablet or my goddamn phone, buy with a touch on the screen, and it’s instantaneously on all of my devices so that I can carry every book I’ve ever bought in my pocket with me everywhere I go, I always think of how simple and easy your way of doing things was and I long…

Farming Simulator 17? Farming Simulator?! SEVENTEEN?!?!

Like Baptists are organized. Psh.