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Look, fuck Roy Moore, OK? OK. But you can hate groups (blue-blood New Englanders) which you’re a part of by birth and you can even hate groups which you are a part of and in which you have a significant number of friends. You don’t have to be an accomplished rider of horses or even have to like them in order to be a

Criticize the Browns all you want, of course, but one thing they’ve been is diverse. GMs, coaches, coordinators, QBs, etc.

There’s no defending this. Now where are the torches and pitchforks for Slick Willy?

I think you’ve evolved into satire, and therefore I commend you! A blessed week to you!

If you read my response in its entirety, you’ll see that I agree with you that he should’ve been sent to first. I said, “I think he did enough to warrant a pass to first base.” What you said: that’s a fair enough idea, but it’s not a rule. I’d support it if it were one.

This is a sane and rational response to a person who partially agreed and partially mildly disagreed in a polite way with the original point from someone who wasn’t you. Hey, chum, maybe switch to decaf, and while you’re at it, have a nice day.

As a former security guard, there are rules that guy has to follow. A lot of times, they’re pretty black and white, and that sucks. I’ve seen guys get fired for “lightening up, Francis.” That is stupid, and that’s on the team and the security company, but it’s not on the guard. At one point, I had to choose between my

Your salty tears make me smile.

Ah, your salty tears...

Your salty tears...

It is incumbent upon the batter because that is the rule. Whether or not the player, the manager, and even the umpire agree with the rule is a matter for a rules committee meeting, not a game. Now, I think he did enough to warrant a pass to first base, particularly if you consider that he might have been expecting a

Tristan Thompson got 5 years and $82M.

Maybe their new Stadium is more like Baseball Disneyland than a real ballpark that I want to spend time in, and maybe it costs an arm and a leg to get in the door, and maybe the Yankees are on national TV every goddamn night. But millenials.

I’ve done this. I’ll do it again. It’s not for everyone, probably, but for a lot of golf fans it’s totally worth it.

I find it difficult to believe that Richard Sherman is involved in some sort of controversy related to ridiculous levels of intensity in his personality.

Liberty isn’t even CLOSE to being the most radically conservative university in the US. Not. Even. Close.

But that’s not what the state attorney’s office said happened.

Well done, madam.

There are a lot of legitimate reasons to attack this administration and this specific policy, but some kid missing out on fucking Space Camp ain’t one of ‘em.

People complain all the time about entry level jobs requiring experience, but they don’t have any. This seems like a chance for someone to gain some valuable experience in the workforce in a field they’d like to enter. In that student’s position, I’d accept that as payment. Why wouldn’t you?