This is the best thing that has happened to me today.

Roses are red.

That doesn't look familiar at all...

It's not only plausible, it's damn near probable.

"His family is beside themselves", in this case, means that the attendance at the game was 4.

the reaction shots in the background tell the story

I'm not surprised he's a Redskins fan, since he took out a 6-2 Giant and showed up a 5-9 Cowboy in the process.

After a flight like that, more like the Toronto Pterodactyls, amirite?

Until the Badgers play Nebraska again

And just like in the UN, none of these small countries has anything more than a vote that can be totally ignored by the powerful nations. UEFA is much more powerful than every other nation combined, all it would need is 3 nations to throw a fit: Germany, Spain and England (the clubs). There would be no WC that anybody…

Nebraska needs petition the Big 10 to take Wisconsin off their schedule.

Bo doesn't know football.

I adamantly refuse to eat any of those Doritos Locos Tacos, because you have to draw the line somewhere.

I'm confused. What was the state of your oversized sunglasses and shopping bags?

Meola responded that "it was just big for me because I'm a huge fan of the team."

My cat and I are rude to each other. Cats deserve a little sassing. His cat probably thinks he's a needy dweeb.

your cat is cheating on you with oto

Well it takes a deal like that to keep Buffalo over .500

I mean, to be fair, most of the original Patriots did too.

"Thirty more owners can come in, and nothing will change."