"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

Keep fucking that chicken, NFL.

Had to be done.

Looking forward to whatever Terry Collins' new twitter handle will be.

"Oh shoot, we have only two poblanos, and the recipe calls for three; looks like we can't have chili tonight!"

Does he put a pasty over his sphincter or does the butt just get 0 coverage?

Shockingly, the Manchester United fans came out strong on the offensive but had nary a defense for the counterattack.

Interesting, yet ineffective way to start the discussion on how to shorten the length of games.

I'm going by what Lillian says and Lillian was pleased. Why are you questioning their friendship? It's crazy that so many people here are being so cynical about friends being nice to each other.

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