Also, that case is a terrible example. Because it was the law of the land because the Court said so. And then we went down to his backwater-ass state, killed a whole shitload of people on both sided, passed a couple of Amendments, and it was no longer the law of the land.

This is not a true statement.

There are many reasons to say the B1G sucks. Your post does not contain any of them.

Maybe he will walk away. ARod is really into self reflection:

I thought it was more their style to lose in heartbreaking fashion rather than getting stomped. But you’re probably right.

Bigger bed shitting today: Chelsea or Liverpool?

C.A. Pinkham ... C. Pinkham .... CP! It all makes sense! Pinkham is Customer Punisher.

I had borrowed his car for the day and been driving my friends around in it. Found it in the passenger seat and freaked, because it could have belonged to like 6 people. Decided it was better to take it and risk it being his, because how much trouble could I really get in for taking his weed? Way less than leaving…

Stern really did rig the 1985 draft and winning the Mayor’s office is payback for the Knicks getting Ewing. You heard it here first, before Inforwars could come up with it.

Sticks are efficient and effective pork chop delivery systems.

A man says he has no waffles and you show him a Waffle House? Are you trying to make them hate waffles? Or life?

I love their coverage, but they need to work on the highlights package. the videos are impossible to find and play ridiculously long ads before short clips. Everything else is pretty great.

Seiously. It’s the largest local paper in the state. The U can’t exactly block them out.

Blue Jays v. Pirates. I’m morning drinking, too, but I’m also driving to Vegas to put money on that.

Trump needs a new lawyer? I can suggest a place to start:

Hawkins is clearly the crux of this trade. That’s a big error.

poor shitty kitty

Just keep it Russell Wilson and don’t fuck those cones before marriage.

This. I don’t want to find out what I would do to someone that tried to sell my dog back to me on Craigslist. I don’t want to go to prison.

why do you have the cat from my college years and how is he still alive?