Nah, this should be a one-time gimmick. And at any rate, Knick fans lack the requisite delusion of grandeur and sepia sense of preciousness.

Thank you for participating.

Nice to see Rex gave his “Go out there and act like a big shot even though we’re probably going to lose and God help you if you butt fumble” speech.

Real talk: What are the odds they list him as injured all season. Stash him, carpet bomb another season, just to try and snag a top pick in 2016.
THEN: in 2017 they’re fucking STACKED!!!

Holy shit, 2018 in Philly is gonna be insane!

Perfect opportunity now for him to change his name to Metatarsal World Peace.

“Read for filth” is to “Reading” what “Shut the fuck up” is to “Shuttup”.

My churl, my churl, don’t tweet at me;

God, it’s like if Trump knew enough about cyber to write a blog.

Sure but when I DO IT .... 

They will clearly decide to fire Tiffany.

I don’t understand, how does an avatar pic of Bernie Sanders make this better?

Week 1: “Carson Wentz looked more polished than he was because of his opposition.”

Gee...I wonder what could have been so distracting...

“It’s just like The Breakfast Club, except everyone is 70, evil, and maybe sundowning.”

“Even as Mr. Trump’s advisers publicly backed him on Tuesday and praised his debate performance, they were privately awash in second-guessing about why he stopped attacking Mrs. Clinton on trade and character issues and instead grew erratic, impatient and subdued as the night went on.”

One reasonable reason to cover your mouth when you yawn is the dreaded involuntary gleek. Nothing worse than yawning and all of a sudden the paper in front of you is covered in tiny droplets of spit.

“Cher is an average talent”

I think it’s more making fun of how he got out of Fairley’s way then the fact that he did.

So an enormous asshole fathered several other enormous assholes. I’ll say this, at least the family has consistency.