Bring back fat kickers.

“Cuban Sandwich Day was everyday in Miami in the 90's”

Maybe if those kids got jobs they wouldn’t be so poor.

Never has “else” looked so good.

“If we can’t get 750, we respectfully thank you but we’re going to move on.”

Must be a streaker from the sheep seats.

Please don’t bring your poor, innocent kitty into this

lol

In move that should surprise no one: Trump responded like a five year old and called her “a race baiting bigot”. Thus, continuing his 70 year old steak of stringing words that he doesn’t really understand together in an effort to keep up.

dude it’s right there

My favorite joke I’ve ever made was an Edmund Fitzgerald joke that no one got.

Guess like 99.99% of the population, you’ve never been to Isle Royale. That’s ok, it makes it better for those of us who love it

He was busy protecting his own girlfriend, pictured here:

Schefter and ESPN did not violate HIPAA because they are not subject to HIPAA.

Ashley Feinberg is a goddamn national treasure

So, you don’t have a car, a journalism degree, or grandmothers. Do you have a football team?

imagine taking two seconds to read about what actually happened