It wouldn’t be the police dragging him out. It would be the entire SCOTUS refusing to recognize him as a justice. There is a 0% chance the other justices would allow him to hear cases. They already had a far more borderline recess appointment case in 2014 (NLRB v Noel Canning) and Obama’s attempted appointment lost…

i’m really curious as to how you envision this would possibly work. Obama just says “Garland is a justice now, tough shit”? that’s not how this works. that’s not how any of this works.

Anonymous sources, but more serious than random twitter talk:

There’s a serious rumor going around that he is considering Linda McMahon for Commerce Secretary so those options are not out of the question.

The more details we get will serve to show how morally culpable Briles is as an individual for what went down. But it’s ludicrous that there is anybody out there arguing he shouldn’t have been fired for how the program as a whole handled sexual assault claims. Always great to see how men that preach personal…

God bless dancing bears, becuase he sure as shit ain’t interested in blessing America any more.

Showing clips of this show at halftime of MNF has always felt like ESPN trying aggressively to convince me not to watch their network. It’s working.

In the NFL, Josh McCown has been guaranteed a roster spot for 14 years. Terrelle Pryor was out of the league after 3, and had to reinvent himself as a WR. It’s worked out great for him, but you would think that eventually teams might realize that having a tall white guy who sucks as your backup/3rd QB is a waste of a…

How many snakes would the mongoose horde bake if the mongoose horde baked snake cakes?

Hey Ash, watcha drinkin?

I always forget about California’s ongoing attempt to prove the failure of direct democracy.

lazy

Eh. He lives in California. If there is a state to lodge a protest vote/non-vote, that’s the safest one. And it’s not like the Democratic party has a strong track record of addressing the issue he’s been protesting.

We’re on to 2020.

I find that site less than helpful in terms of accurately representing the candidates positions. Particularly when it pretends Trump actually has policy positions.

This feels like an overreaction to how unprepared they were for Brexit. Those polls were much closer, for a much longer time, and the markets reacted like it was a one in a hundred long shot.

I’m honestly upset they didn’t answer the tie question. Trump’s ties are deeply upsetting to me on a personal level.

The internet already solved that one. He’s Vincent Adultman.

The only dogs Trump has met are also the only dogs @dog_rates would rate below 10/10. 4/10, not great dogs, Trump.

Sea snakes are nature’s friendly reminder that your nightmares are absolutely real and waiting for you outside.