nice to see my charity’s work getting some pub

That’s a terrible analogy. Most of the people in this comment section will live to see AI that will make us question the concept of sentience. You’re comparing the likelihood of the logical end result of a process that is currently happening to the likelihood of an event with no precursor.

slander. i am begonias.

i also sabotaged myslef by googling “googly eyes fleshlight” for a pic to add. remember to kinja responsibly.

a fleshlight is a tool. a tool for tools. a tool for tools’ tools, too. tootleoo.

I run a non-profit focused on putting googly eyes on fleshlights, so they might start.

you joke, but that’s going to be a real issue sooner than any of us will be comfortable with

I subscribe to the many worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, and am thus highly concerned about the social justice issues of these very real yet undiscovered realities.

Another reason to hate baseball: Aroldis Chapman

But in true 2016 fashion, the Warriors won’t round into form and the league won’t really get interesting until 2017.

The Brian Kelly Mantra

this snuff film is gratuitously long

fair point

jury nullification

Whereas you seem like a joy to be around

Obviously being a minority is okay for minorities. You can’t ask us majorities to be minorities. It’s illogical. The words don’t work.

Again, if the last 4 years of bad decisions are the reason you think there should be a rebuild, why would the rebuild go differently? It would be the same regime, and it would buy them more time.

Ugh, I hadn’t been paying attention to how bad Asik had gotten. Scratch his name from the list. Evans has still been productive. If you want to say he’s a sixth man, fine, but that still has plenty of value. If there is no trade partner, cut him and sign somebody else next year. He’d be off the cap by then, and they…

Also should have pointed out, if we are using the KG Wolves as a comparison, trading KG did not work out for the Wolves. It’s 9 years later and this is the first they’ve looked competitive since. The Pelicans are not the 2012-13 76ers, who had 1 NBA starter (Holiday) and had just mortgaged the future for an injured…

I had to edit because I realized I was wrong on the swap rights as soon as I hit publish. Those rights are attached to Boston’s pick, so they trade their 1st and Pels would have right to swap that pick with Brooklyn.