1. Fanning is the good Dakota, obvi

you’re not even the good dakota

Dying takes too long. I’ve been doing this shit for decades.

Every directional state can be combined with its partner. Done.

Pretty sure the NYT loves the 1st Amendment right now, Li’l Don.

This is an insult to the programmers of America. Their twitter bots produce far more realistic conversation than Mike Pence.

There is not enough money in the world to make me attempt to repossess something from Miko Grimes.

Plus, I’ve been losing money betting on his Facebook Lock of the Week. I’m starting to think this guy might not know what he’s talking about.

thank god, because the giants have always managed to be the least entertaining improbable world series participants

early returns indicate you may have run afoul of Poe’s Law.

I choose to believe that this is a very obscure shot at George Karl. Old white dudes get pissed if you shit on the Beatles.

Every B1G school gets an equal share of that sweet, sweet B1G Network money. They are doing fine.

Similar mixed feelings. It’s great that the office is being funded. But having a separate charge is just going to create an unnecessary negative reaction from some students, because it makes it seem like this is some extra service rather than a required function of the university. It should be part of the regular…

thanks for your contribution

Then it is up to the socialists to do a better job of branding themselves.

the song is catchy as shit tho

Socialism: Potentially appealing to half the country if the only other option is racist, sexist, and quasi-fascist. Catch the fever!

I can think of at least one charitable organization that would be very interested in purchasing that bat.

It’s the fire’s turn.

I guess. It was played in ‘99, which is why I assume they just looked it up on Wikipedia and didn’t talk to anybody. Nobody in MN (or any football fan for that matter) refers to that game as the ‘99 NFC championship. It’s ‘98.