Simms was spitting some ridiculous shit last night. I recall him saying that Stanton throwing the ball at his open receiver’s feet on 3rd down was the “smart” play because there was no risk. He then finished up by saying how much other parts of the 49ers suck, so why whould changing the QB be a good idea. Just…

australia is southern hemisphere europe. close enough

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Next time don’t let them take plugs from your neckbeard. Rookie mistake.

My favorite terrible bullpen decision is Jim Leyland leaving Fernando Rodney in for 4 innings against the Twins in Game 163 back in 2009. But Buck has 2 pretty bad ones now.

Getting real America up in Canada. Bad look.

“Send in the clowns.”

Diet Key Lime Pie Faygo, obviously.

The Subway without bread just sounds like it is running an intervention service.

The weirdest part about that play: how can a post-play penalty result in a replayed down? Pretty sure they fucked that up even by their stupid rule book.

Both had legitimately funny first albums (although the rumor is Cook stole a lot of jokes which is why he fell off a cliff so fast once he was famous). So, if you want to pick their replacement you need to pick a standup with one or two good albums out but a douchey persona. Can’t think of anyone off the top of my…

Good lord, did you steal your hot take from twitter?

So to relieve your conscience of an unconfessed murder, you drop the corpse on our front lawn? Rude.

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How many players actually got 2 unsportmanlikes in 1 game before this rule? Has to be barely any. The celebration penalties are ridiculously stupid but it’s unlikely anybody important is going to get ejected.

The flag was out before he bumped the ref. Had nothing to do with it.

Rhodes is such a beast. Really hope he can stay on the field this year.

That was definitely a reputation call. Ticky-tack as hell.

i’m a vikings fan. you should do better. even if you are trolling, this argument is too stupid to get anyone worked up.

bad kinja