Don’t say his name or it might happen.

Fuck everything. Just fuck it.

Never tweet, chicks.

“I see dissatisfaction with the phallus very regularly,”

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the whole point is that he chose a hilarious part of the tweet to argue against. not that it was an accident, but that it wasn’t on live tv. if you can’t see the humor in that, i can’t help you.

I’ll vote for the first person that promises to build the Wall from GoT and stop that damn cold Canadian air from invading our country.

It’s the best thing on Twitter. The funniest part is, his evil version of Trump is far more likeable than the actual Trump. I’m waiting to find out what happens to Hole with bated breath.

“They only showed him kill that guy on replay” is my favorite comeback of all time now. Find that hill and die on it, buddy.

The plural of anecdote is not data. You will get shot. FACT!

It’s going to be tough for Ailes to take a lie detector test when he’s living in a bowl on Trump’s desk and they can’t get a corporeal body for him to possess.

I agree, Trump is a prick. That’s what you are saying, right? Hard to parse all the gibberish.

wut. Holy fucking shit.

As long as we’re talking about Cowherd, sure.

You are misreading his tweets. He’s saying “Vote Trump or you will be shot in the streets.” It’s a threat.

I’m an attorney, so I was surprised to be chosen. Even beyond the difficulty of the case’s subject matter, it is just a very difficult thing to do. Any criminal matter.

I got picked for a Crim Sex 1 trial. It was.... not fun. Don’t get me wrong, I was glad to serve, and it was a valuable experience. But I would not suggest it.

Tough to say. Better ask all the anime avatars on twitter. I bet they have some useful insight.

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