No, you only tried a few of the top sandwich places. Had you tried the BEST sandwich place you would have realized that everywhere else is bad at making sandwiches. It is a complicated meal.

Professional football punter, epee fencer, video game twitterer

I didn’t say it was a good plan. I am definitely the Harry Ellis of this situation.

I’m rebelling against the quiz. I know who my Titanic spirit animal (spirit corpse?) is.

I’m the guy that bounces off the propeller on the way down.

You are assuming that I would just run away and leave them to die. While in reality I would broker a deal with the cannibals that would leave them doomed and me fed the scraps.

Or Des Moines: Hell? Yes.

My friends have all decided to preemptively kill me in the event of some society-ending nuclear attack because they know I will sell them out to the first group of roving cannibals that inevitably appears.

Should be labeled Senior Week.

Why does no Bernie post-mortem exist?

the best sandwich bread is a hotdog bun

Legit question: why isn’t this tweet pinned? When we are all dead and gone (after Trump has us killed), this is all that will remain of your accomplishments.

The Cardinals won, and this probably cost me like 100 bucks. This is the worst baseball game ever played.

The math checks out. I think it’s right.

Easy. We don’t vote.

It’d be one thing if it was just the meldonium thing from this year. That was just added to the banned list and Russia was definitely pushing it on a bunch of its athletes prior to the ban. But she already served a 16 month ban for doping from a positive test in 2013. She doesn’t really get the benefit of the doubt…

His takes will burn forever, much like your anus after eating Skyline Chili.

hockey>0 = too much hockey

Did you start writing the Whitlock-Hoke post and just run out of space on the internet?