Everyone knows which means there’s no point in saying it as though it’s some amazing revelation, but if you’re desperate to be dull you still can anyway as long as you’re not a colossal fucking dickspittle about it. You failed, now fuck off.

The depressing part was clicking on her profile and realizing just how many fucked up articles of sexual and domestic abuse she’s reported on.

Whatever you guys are paying Diana, it's not enough.

Call him a “kid” all you want, but the young man has learned the game thanks to a parent who surrounded him with some of the best players in the country. That’s why I’m so excited about Louisiana Tech’s new baseball manager, Drake LaRoche.

As an Astros fan, despite the loss and the pitching being shit, Holy Fucking God.

I’m gonna disagree. He was within three-four feet of the baseline. The narrow distance between the baseline and the grass made it seem more egregious than it was. He didn’t touch the ball, didn’t touch the fielder and didn’t slow his pace. He just ran a slightly inside route. I don’t think it’s that big of a deal.

I’ve intentionally hit a guy before that bunted on me. If I can do it, a Yankees pitcher can do it. Guy is running on the infield grass, and I just tossed it into his back. Otherwise it was toss it over his head. Ump called him out, end of discussion. He has a box to run in, and if he interferes with the throw, he’s…

In this exchange, you can see just how easy it is for someone like Hardy to get away with domestic abuse. All you have to do is seem NICE, and be personable, and look somewhat even halfway chastened, and the Adam Schefters of the world will believe you, just because you shook their hand.

“I’ve been proven not guilty.”*

First off - the fact that this man has no empathy and is clearly a narcissist is one thing. But can we please acknowledge that he can not even speak about “women” or “women’s issues” without talking as if he’s speaking to men about them? By that, I mean he will keep saying “I’m gonna be so good for women. Women love…

Honestly, Moskovitz’s body of work alone more than justifies Gawker’s existence.

It might be time for the Mets to convert Harvey into a reliever.

“One time things got really crazy. We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the asprin began to take hold. I remember saying something like “I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive...” And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge…

Curt Schilling being decent and making sense just makes the other 95% of the times we hear from him that much more aggravating.

Now you’re confusing legal terms (which are clearly defined and not, in fact, left up to juries to interpret) and individual legal cases (which vary based on evidence and circumstances, and are left up to juries to decide). What is even happening here? Does it hurt when you learn from a mistake or something?

I didn’t have to break out a dictionary. This is my field. I provided you a dictionary for context. Legal terminology is very clearly defined, there aren’t forms of understanding. I’m not even sure what you mean by forms of understanding, honestly. Unsubstantiated means lack of evidence (objective data). Unfounded…

She may have been lying, I have no idea. But the problem is that the NHL took a statement from the DA saying “we don’t have enough evidence to prosecute, and there is reasonable doubt” and turned around and issued a statement saying “based on the DA’s decision not to charge Kane we declare the complainant a liar.”…

“does not substantiate” does not mean “does not match”

No. Unfounded is legal-speak for false accusation, not lack of evidence. You may be thinking of “unsubstantiated.”

I will bet all my shares in Enron that it’s a decoy body.