@Bubbsdaddy: It switches itself on again immediately after I press 'save settings'. I'm considering jumping over to Bing.

@Bubbsdaddy: It won't even switch off for me on my computer. I hate it so much.

@Bubbsdaddy: No, you were right the first time. It's really buggy.

@camerondyke: Story of my life...

Maybe I'm wrong, but doesn't it having twice as many holes mean there are twice as many opportunities for a leak to spring? I'm sure I've missed the point here.

I have to wait 'til noon tomorrow to get my silly string out again? Oh well... I'll just use more tomorrow when people are out in town.

@rogger_frogger: He looks like Tom Cruise.

I guess you could say the wheels... *puts on sunglasses* are very hot.

@Pepper5025: Golden syrup is delicious.

@Pepper5025: Are you saying people in America don't know what golden syrup is?

@Bryce Jamison: How can anybody not know the beautiful, sticky, flavoursome, wondrous, liquid that golden syrup is?

@RubiksCube: *ignores*

@diw321: It's all explained here:

@diw321: Type (without the spaces):

@RubiksCube: NOOOOOOOO!

@PenitentPenguin: London is all roads. It's just that cyclists can cut across the whole city through red lights and flirt with death.

@RubiksCube: See above.

@PenitentPenguin: You've obviously never been to London. Cars get you nowhere. Try the Tube.

I'm going to do this.

@L-dizzle: Maybe my lack of a want for a good-looking partner is what is stopping me from finding a relationship. Everyone else my age is trying to find an attractive partner, while, although I'm not saying looks aren't important, I want to be with somebody I could spend the day with because I enjoy them not their…