I dunno...Sporty was always my favorite.

Being a white woman in America, I have always known I would never know what it was like to be black in America. I remember when I was 11, my best friend was a black boy and my dad had to sit down and warn me that I needed to be prepared for people to say hateful things to us if they saw us together - and we weren’t…

My boss makes this same argument. I make it a point to use the work ‘awesome’ at the very least once a week, to tell her to have an ‘awesome’ weekend. Hey, my pettiness is all I’ve got...don’t judge me!

It helps if you get paid for it, I would imagine.

You’re hired!

I’m more shocked that it’s evolving!

I’ll probably watch this on cable - I’ll watch anything with Rachel McAdams in it that isn’t based upon a Nicholas Sparks novel.

And kind of a creeper!

Either you were serious, or that was the most delightful use of “Tropic Thunder” I have encountered in ages. (I’m going with the latter, because that made me laugh, which would be inappropriate if it is the former.)

The potato-powered sex sloth is my spirit animal.

I would say that some of that same reaming would be shared with Ms. Swift, as she not only recognized same acting in accordance with nature, but repetitively doing so.

I would like to register a complaint with management: there are WAY TOO MANY references to Hannity’s staff in an article about secret sperm. Also, got to give a GJI to twitter, #SecretSpermHannity is a thing.

Fuck that eel...leave those little cutie fish things alone!

That still has a serious Monty Python vibe about it!

I’m glad the article clarified that it was in the commercials, because I have heard anything about him being redeemed...but nope, still a giant booger!

At this point, there are only two things that *might* make trump’s base abandon him - a live boy or a dead girl (and I’m not so sure about the dead girl).

I suck at these types of games (tbh, I suck at most games, but enjoy playing them anyway) and usually end up frustrated when I’m required to do any sort of running and jumping, but this game seems so ‘gentle’, not easy, but encouraging and supportive, I might just have to give it a go. Who couldn’t use a bit more “you…

https://www.theonion.com/tammys-of-the-world-demand-to-be-taken-seriously-1819564789

Considering that he had tried to rent socks before, that would’ve been quite fitting.

And orange tastes of dread or despair, YMMV.