He probably would have had a pretty sweet career if he'd just played baseball. Football players have much shorter careers than baseball players do, as he sadly found out.

As my genteel father puts it "spit don't make babies". (This probably explains a lot about me, though I shudder to think what.)

This election, I've realized that I am, in fact, a single-issue voter. And that issue is sanity. You show me enough of that, you have my vote, I am that easily bought after the last 2 years.

It sealed the deal for me! Not to say I'm one to turn down free oral, though I'm not generally getting offers from other women - or anyone, really (cries) - but Madonna just seems like bone and gristle now, so I'll take a pass.

FFS Madonna, we're trying to get people to vote FOR Hillary!!!

Crushers or Pioneers?

Now that's an argument I did win - someone claimed this was Sisters of Mercy…hard to be more wrong.

It's because Edward Herrmann was FDR! Who would be afraid of FDR? I mean, besides Nazis, etal.

Well this explains that! I got into an argument once with someone because I was certain that "I Still Believe" was The Call. There is no mistaking Michael Been's voice, but stupid youtube… Suck it, person I can't remember that I was arguing with!

One could argue that grabbing pussies is the very definition of 'feeling badly'…or is it bad league?

I grab my pussy all the time…she doesn't like it and squirms, but I give her kisses and belly rubs and then let her go.

Wasn't it 2012 when they commissioned the post-mortem and it recommended outreach to Latinos and women? They doubled down on every bad decision.

Is this his KENYAN half-brother?!?!?!

Hammond was really good playing a truly horrible boss on and episode of L&O: Criminal Intent.

If you're ever looking for some quality tv, check out Gambon in "The Singing Detective".

Yes, they've gone to a rainbow hued/patterned paper. My birth certificate matches my "Certificate of Title". Not sure how I feel about that…

Pmurt for President 2020!

OMG videos of dog & cat weddings! Sign me up!

Horrified upvote.

That's Election Fraud, totally different animal that occurs with alarming frequency.