If all of those things come to pass, all is forgiven. (Yeesh, I'm strict today!)

Hey everybody, I know whose fault it is! It's Eli Friedmann's fault!!!

Well, he does give you a gift with purchase - well that one patient, who left with a sponge in their head…

I saw that headline earlier. I can just imagine Trump: "Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed heh heh."

I was hearing more of a Larry King tone in my head.

I feel bad for laughing at that. Chagrined up vote.

I resisted multi-player for years, until Mass Effect 3 forced me to. I SUCK at games, but I enjoy the stories so I have gotten used to dying a lot. Apparently, me dying a lot is even less fun for other people than it is for me. Fortunately, I ran into very few true assholes - enough to keep the stereotype alive.

LOL @ "culture"

Pretty sure Trump's stupid MAGA hat is lined with tin foil.

Dear Mr. Trump, It is legally impossible for us to impugn your character, as you have none. Sincerely, Everyone

My couch had it coming…flaunting those soft cushions.

Rush Limbaugh is a sentient anal cyst.

This one never fails to make me laugh…at your PAIN! Mwahahahaha!!!

Could you state your response in gif form please?

Collective mental disorder (aka the internet).

Dude is just average person being average living his life. The problem is not him, it's "us"…the eternal gaping maw that is the internet-ista class that demands feeding. We need our memes and gifs. But gods help you if you differ from the narrative we have created around you. Nobody gave two fucks who Ken Bone…

Maybe they are undecided between Clinton & Trump and thinking of 3rd party? I don't know the criteria used, but still..wtf people have you been in a coma for the past 2 years?!?!?!

They assaulted our eyes!

I play numbers as I were writing a Symphony. (Yep, I'm that old.)

He must be some kind of monster!