I love you all! (cries because she misses POI that much!)

I'm a Giants fan and I'm all about the love…unless your a Dodger, then FUCK YOU!

Nah, everything he slaps his name on fails. I'm pretty sure he's ruined his brand, which is all I think he has ever cared about.

Many people are saying that Donald Trump suffers from a decades long untreated case of syphilis.

Willy, in case things go incredibly wrong here, you have a couch I can crash on around…I don't know, Nov. 9th? Just for a bit, honest!

Or, ya know, you hate women.

Doesn't help that Eric (grown in a test tube face) Trump sent out a plea for money yesterday featuring Nate Silver's "If Only Men Voted" map that was mostly red, showing the great strides the campaign is making. People lap that shit up because it comes in a bowl with TRUMP on the side.

Donald Trump for Cautionary Tale 2016!

I stole "Trumplethinskin" from someone here at the AV Club. Best ever!

Dude! Spoiler alert!!!

More like "The Art of the Feel", amirite?

I was inspired last night to create this response: #NoVoteNoPussy

Many many years ago, I was walking down Market St in San Francisco. It was late and there may have been alcohol involved (99% chance) and someone came up to me and asked if I had read "Dianetics". I told her, "I don't need diuretics, I pee just fine!" and laughed myself all the way to the Muni stop, and a good ways…

Dick move by teach there. Way to dampen enthusiasm…smh

"Hot librarian" is redundant. I don't care what they look like, all that knowledge and helpfulness is hella sexy!

Corgicore is all about dem buttz!

You, sir, are a treasure!

I know it can be a pain, but unless it's a true financial hardship, I can't get behind people trying to get out of jury duty. It's the price we pay to live in a civil (gonna have to start using quotes around that word) society.

Stinging wasps are a good start…

The right circumstances here being a jay-walking ticket for Nancy Grace.