We'll see how things shake out in the child-rape case. Pre-trial appearance is now schedule for the first half of December, I think.

Eternal friendship sounds great, but, I'd be really stoked if you brought me back an ice cream sandwich.

After all, we are feeding the Chelsea bombing suspect. Coddling of criminals has got to stop!!

*Considers committing crime so she can be represented by Vladimiracle*

I just did it - what a rush! Now I want to do crime all day!!!

*Cries all the tears, gives all the money to ScratScritch's kickstarter for The Saga of Handsome Hound the Not-A-Rapist-Supporter Film Lover - Part One*

Well, if the anal cyst is against it, I'm for it! (Figuratively speaking, of course. Actually going to a movie requires me to leave my house. I only do that for money.)

Upvoted for obvious pandering…a commenter after my own heart!

But you can't claim to be FOR the military and pay nothing for their upkeep. His kids claiming that he pays sales tax & property taxes are missing the point entirely. But that said, his "fans" think the sun shines out his ass and nothing will dissuade them of his glorious righteousness.

Except after this farce of a campaign, I think he will have irreparably damaged his brand, so he won't even be worth $3.

Gah! Usually I catch these things…either my susser is broken, or I are not reddy for civul wars.

America better up it's letter writing game.

#DumpsForTrump

How shitty of a driver do you have to be that you would rather pay 500 Rupees than drive straight, turn left and stop?

I'm willing to risk it.

Assassin's Creed special Christmas edition: You bring the Green, he'll supply the Red!

I only wear my glasses for driving! I nerd glasses-free, 'cuz that's just the way I roll! *squints at spreadsheet, mis-reads number, lives are lost*

Mulan, get over yourself…fortune cookie is a metaphor! Damn, what's the world coming to when a girl can't ask for some oral pleasuring without it becoming an international incident?!

Well, that's an endorsement, I can get behind - is this on Netflix?

Anything you can poop,
I can poop better.
I can poop anything
better than you!