I sort of feel like I should get a note from a POC before I can watch this, now…since it's not for white chicks. *sad face*

As a white person, am I racially obligated to listen to Lemonade? Somehow I seem to have missed this cultural touchstone of the halcyon zeitgeist-y tradition, or something.

This may sound like a criticism, but it's really meant as admiration: Some of you seem to have really thought about these.

Do you have to have played the game to get full enjoyment from the film? (asking for a friend)

Accountant upvote! *opens Excel, begins humming "Comfortably Numb"*

Hello? Vagina! OMG Pay attention!!!

Eric Stoltz is Fly Boy!

Thank, you, I found that description needlessly confusing. I believe it is the ghosts of the zombie animals…

I read 'obscenity' rally…I worry about my mind, sometimes.

Everything happened, the other day, a couple of months ago, or a few years ago.

So the living room isn't part of the house? Cartoons are confusing.

It hurt my eyes so much, they had to self-lubricate!

OMG I love Charlie Pierce…I live for Tuesday mornings on the Stephanie Miller Show, he never fails to crack me up, softening the blow of whatever horrible story he's working on that week.

":..the crazy aunt who likes all of her own Facebook statuses…"
The A.V. Club

Wait…Beezus & Ramona were in Portland, Oregon? All this time I though they were in Maine. I mean, okay, it was an Otis Spofford book, where he was wanting a green Christmas, but I thought the whole 'universe' was on the other coast. Does it snow in Oregon in the winter…I mean enough to be considered a white…

I've often said the reason he uses so much spray tan is that his skin is so thin, he's translucent. (shudders)

Perhaps, but bragging about it makes you STUPID, moran!

In other words, a true patriot.

The tenth Doctor woke up sooooo cranky!

He's also concerned about the nuclear. Very, very concerned.