Does this mean I can stay? lol (I am allowed to use this in a non-ironic manner according to my crotchety old-lady card.)

Nah, that was wannabe goth web - totally different thing.

Nah, that was wannabe goth web - totally different thing.

"In news that will be particularly hard to hear for those who have held on to Yahoo email addresses in this Gmail age, the company announced today that hackers took information from 500 million accounts in 2014."

There are apparently 'hip' email addresses…our yahoo accounts identify us as most definitely 'square'.

ROFL I just got an offer for Canadian Viagra (spelled correctly!) for a discound (sic) of 38%…if you guys want to pool your funds, big savings to be had.

Uh oh…I'm straight and single - what site am I supposed to be on?

…in two years.

Fuck that horse, staying out all night!

I certainly hope you weren't one of the many parents I have told over the years that dressing your child up in Dodgers gear is a form of child abuse. Not that I'm sorry, but we seemed to be getting along so well… I've always wanted to go to Chavez Ravine, if it helps at all, I will try to find a douchey usher so you…

Apparently, I live in a very sexually frustrated neighborhood…and I can vouch for that. Hahahahaha…oh, now I'm sad.

I wish I weren't such a handsome and sexy man that women in my neighborhood who like their nice but boring husbands and are just looking to hook-up…my spam can only take so much. (Plus, I'm a woman, but details seem unimportant here.)

It's why I'm here…to find dates! Oh, and be snarky…but first I have to go change my password

I was there in '97 also - our seats were up so high, I had a better view of the Rocky Mountains than the Rockies on the field. 'Tis a lovely place, but nothing compared to AT&T Park, home of my beloved Giants.

Hopefully, Maze made her a proper Shirley Temple.

That's the line that jumped out to me. I'm grateful to this movie if only to have that gem as a result.

John Barrowman singing "Anything Goes" on the set of Torchwood's "Capt. Jack Harkness" episode, or GTFO!

This comment thread needs more Stride mother.

It can't happen soon enough for this viewer!

What did they call the other Leonardos in Vinci? What a confusing time that must have been - hijinks galore!