"What do I think of that? Hmmm…well, I've just met you and I can understand why someone might have avoided you thus far."

You're a good parent. (I have low standards, but still…)

Meh, we're grading on a great curve.

#DumpsForTrump

Get me Marty Feldman!

In fact, most of these arguments rely upon ignorance.

Joke all you want, but at work, my phone doesn't seem to have "wall-going-through technology" at all!

Ugh, I hate it when that happens.

Get off your ass, Internet!

That is the BEST!

"Fat Faded Fuck Face" - a lyrical tribute to Donald Trump

I will accept on her behalf. Consider yourself hugged back. (Sorry about the ass grab, teen-aged me was kind of handsy.)

Primal Foods - Raw Beef & Salmon. They also have duck, but it was too rich for my cats.

Not necessarily true - a cat eating a field mouse or a bird is going to get what their prey eats - grasses, etc. I feed my cats a raw cat food, which is based upon that principle and they are healthier than ever.

Since I'm reading AV Club at work, I would say I'm partial to fucking around.

There's no evidence that Donald Trump is suffering from a decade's-long case of untreated syphilis, but it fits the narrative. That or all the spray tan he's been huffing…

I remember when this happened. It was dark days in the Bay Area, as many of the People's Temple members were from the area. Timed so closely to the assassination of George Moscone and Harvey Milk, teen-aged me thought the whole word had lost its mind. Sadly, this was just the beginning of my awareness of how fucked…

That was quick!

I know it's Mark, but still KITH related - I'm crushing your head! Fun with perspective ;)

"Noun, verb, 9/11." - Rudy Guiliani, every chance he gets