Probably my favorite episode of all the Star Treks. Having Paul Winfield in your episode doesn't hurt.

Crazy coincidence - I spent my falling asleep time last night thinking about "Harold and Maude". What a great film! I have a friend who I think would really enjoy it if she could focus on anything live action for more than 15 minutes.

I'm no doctor, but it sounds like you have a sinus infection, if your teeth are hurting. Have they checked you for that? Saline spray can help in general, though, keeping things clean and at least not causing any further damage. I used to use Flonase, but you do build up a tolerance, and I have heard that there is…

This.

Walk around the office, carrying a pen…people think you're on your way to or from doing something.

Soul crushing job, crushes soul…it's not your fault. Good luck on finding something better.

Upvoted for luck, not the dead thing…try to avoid.

Coughgasm…or is that just me?

You give me more credit than I deserve - I meant that sincerely lol

Yeah, no…these are adults. If you're old enough to slaughter a wild animal, you're old enough to take crap on the internet. They aren't being used as props, they are actively campaigning for Trump.

I'm a second generation boomer - I was born in '64 and my birth mom was born in '48.

#MakeAmericaCrapAgain - which would be his slogan, if he were being truthful about his goals.

Save your #DumpsForTrump

I'd try to laugh even more…I think I could manage a thousand years meditation on joy.

I am truly sorry for those who loved her.

OMG @ Nerdherder, be more couth!

My favorite was "Resting Rich Face"

Yeah, Baron - he's the one Melania slathers her caviar moisturizer on, because one thing 10 year-olds are worried about is dry skin.

Probably because they are desperate to be known as something other than Fruit Ninja: The Movie scribes.

aka Middle School Misdemeanors