One can only hope.

Neeeerdddd!!!!!

"He appreciates that alien vessels are shaped like vagina-friendly toys." Pretty sure I fixed that for you.

*Looks at poster…ponders alien ship…puts "batteries" on her shopping list*

I think he just called Disney a C-U-N-W!!! Now that's metal!

It's so obvious what the tagline is saying - "Why Are They Here?". In this instance meaning the aliens and that Shanghai building, which clearly does not belong in Hong Kong. Yeesh, must I explain everything?

Yeah, but you left the door open behind you, and all sorts of riff raff got in.

Dat nose ring, though…I can't stop looking at it.

Hey, don't knock one of my favorite pastimes! Also, mocking Trump is fun.

Pretty much every speech he has given can be parsed into 140 characters.

Theme park owner trying to build up business thwarted by meddling, unemployed stoners. Losers!

Now THIS is the type of useful information I come to the AV Club for…something something not ending my sentence with a preposition something.

Do we still get the Shocker?

I think that's called something else.

Now this is a click bait title if I've ever seen one! In reading the article, it would seem that not one person riding this attraction has received and actual shocker from Steven Tyler. Not sure if the ride would get more or less popular if that were the case…

Grilled with some dill and a lemon on the side.

John Barrowman talking about oral sex or GTFO!

Third base!*

They're swimming, they're bathing…and also doing their laundry…wait, you were being metaphorical, weren't you? Ugh, I always take things so literally.

Nope, sorry - burned at a stake with the rest of the freaks.