I know, 'cause they're purple!

Mmmmm…Nutella

"Game, blouses." Epic BURN!

Prostitute? No, even sex workers have standards.

Except in the very next sentence he says that they may have hired sub-contractors who employed slave labor. Pretty clear what he meant.

Pretty sure "soliciting" is against the law, too.

I'm voting for the rum-drinking, porch sitting commenter and his neighbors cat - they are what this country need now!

As a fat chick, I'd like to thank all the liberals fighting for my rights. Keep up the good work!

Wait, so the chair was standing in for Hillary Swank? Damn, that makes *so* much more sense now!

Good lord, did Danny Masterson get to *everyone* on "That 70's Show"!?!?

Heaven forfend, NOT blistering criticism?!?!

"Run On" is pretty apt.

Oh man, not space herpes!?!

Listen everybody, it's the mating call of the Asshole!

Isn't that a Weird Al Yankovic song? (Insert hysterical parody lyrics or original song title here - I can't be bothered.)

Plus - orange, am I right?

"I'm not crying and going home…I'm crying and going to Canada!"

Honey, you do know that 'spectacular' doesn't mean the same thing as 'abnormal', right?

I do, but I'm old, so I'm exempt. (Shows "Crotchety Old Lady" membership card.)

I like how he said that after 1810(?) they stopped *hiring* slave labor. Note to Bill: Slave =/= Employee