Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. That is my worst fucking nightmare times a billion. I literally have phobic obsessions about my husband dying in a car crash on his way to from work. I wish this had never happened to that person. No I'm sorry is enough.

POUNCE! on my heart. I love foxes so much.

If you put butt implants and underwear on your phone, you can turn off the ringer and set your phone's status to "twerk."

I just keep thinking about how uncomfortable off-center underwear can be. Why would I do that to my poor phone?

No girls allowed! Girls are gross, especially when they have sex! [eyes dart from side to side] Also no queers.

This is just like the time that we [x] with [y]!

We always make choices that always work to the greatest benefit of the series.

Oh Don Draper, always tooting his own horn...

I VOLUNTEEEEER!

Old Testament or Kirkland Signature edition?

*waves* QUICK, FIX IT BEFORE PEOPLE SEE!

The whole Jennifer Lawrence-David Letterman interaction reminds me of when I am telling an awesome and hilarious story to someone who just does not exist on the same wavelength as me and does not think I am funny. But I am! I am delightful! That person is just a humorless dick. (In this, I am of course Jennifer and…

Yeah me t00 — from lifting all those 100lb sacks of flour, amiright?

Interesting. I took it as short and stocky. Muscular yes from life, but not like ripped from the gym.

Yeah, I really like the actor, but he has no chemistry with Jennifer Lawrence. She just feels so much older than him and not compatible at all. The first movie was making me Team Gale in an unfortunate way. But I guess I never had a problem with Gale for the most part until some stuff happened later on spoilers cough.

It's hard to be Team Peeta. He is a more complex character in the books, but in the first movie he was pretty pathetic.

KNOW WHO ELSE LIKED TO PAINT!?

The kid on the left looks like Maurice Chevalier and the baby on the right look like it's 25.