Am I the only one who finds 'em more creepy than sexy? Very uncanny valley.

Sorry, saw 'wildcats' and thought

There is a bill before congress right now called the Big Cats and Public Safety Protection Act designed to ban private ownership of big cats, and get them out of roadside zoos/manageries that are both inhumane and unsafe to the public. I am personally working on this legislation and I encourage EVERYONE to contact…

I asked Lindy West if I could get a follow from Jezebel to get out of the greys on the Jezebel page. I'd had two Groupthink posts Mainpaged (put up here on Jezebel) and had heard from other posters that Lindy is a kindly dear who sometimes de-greys folks. I was de-greyed that night.

Not too long ago I spent the better part of an hour digging through the Kinja and Jezebel sites trying to find answers to these same exact questions. There wasn't even any kind of a FAQ or even a post that explained any of this. I got frustrated and gave up. Thank you for posting this question!

I don't think I've seen the option to share something to Kinja - just the various sub-blogs.

The GT invite threads look like this. If you figure out the magical equation for ungreying, patent it. People will be clamoring for your secret.

mainpage privileges and GT privileges are different. Now and then there is a gt thread for people to request GT posting privileges. Search for one of those, reply to it, and lo, it will happen.

I am just going to sit here waiting for someone to explain it all to you, because boy howdy are we in the same boat.

In other news, the sky is chartreuse and grass is orange. I know that is going to sound ridiculous to some people but I don't care because I'm very right. How do I know I'm right? Because I ended that sentence with "I'm very right." So I win and you lose and I'm rubber and you're glue and no takesies backsies times…

"Hamburger"......"Ammmbeuuurghherr"

I bet Jennifer Lawrence is all balled up in a corner crying "WHY WHY WHYYYY WON'T ANONYMOUS DUDE FROM THE INTERNET BANG MEEEEEE!" while Nicholas Hoult rings her doorbell in vain.

Is it going to be just Burt and Lindy all weekend? Cause I have shit to do and I am going to get fuck all accomplished if I have to refresh and re-read Jez every hour. #Wow #Burt&Lindy #DreamJez #SuchHappy

I'm really surprised he wasn't mentioned further up...

Zuko, Avatar: The Last Airbender

When I have been tempted to make fun of a friend's goofy looking baby (she readily admits he's got the crazy eyes), I remind myself that the kid who played Neville Longbottom was supposed to be unfortunate looking. Then he grew up into this:

I had an upstairs neighbor, single guy and very nice. He never had loud parties or anything like that. Sometimes I'd be lying in bed deciding whether to get up or go back to sleep and I would hear his mattress squeaking. Little squeaks that grew louder and faster. Then they would stop (rest period) then start again…

Wow, do you live in my old apartment? We used to call the guy upstairs the vampire—never saw him in daylight, he never had trash, etc. And he'd have this really arrhythmic loud sex with girls we rarely ever saw, then he'd stomp around right after. It started off funny but eventually we had to be like, you know, that…

So weird, I had one of those in my last apartment building too. Weird arrythmic bed shaking. some muffled 'uhhh, uhhhhhhhhh, uhhhh' sounds, then loud stomping. Is there a 'type'? Any weird, arrythmic bed shakers willing to step forward?

I think we might have shared neighbors at one point. Our last upstairs neighbors would do the same thing, quick erratic pounding, followed by minutes of silence, then more pounding, then a trip to the toilet.

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