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You don't need a white asshole. You ARE a white asshole.

My thoughts as well. And did they do this early so everyone was sober? Because the shit I'd pull drunk in a video booth alarms me.

All I could think was "damn hipsters and their freakishly attractive friends."

Not quite expounded upon: Iowa also just gone done taking part in a long-term contraceptive study, where it offered long-term options (IUDs, implants) to women for FREE. The number of long-term contraceptives being used in Iowa skyrocketed. Isn't it amazing how providing women with safe and effective methods at

If we make women wear sack cloth and ashes and crawl over ground glass while flailing themselves, will that make it "feel right"?

Yeah, that can be a drag. I'd forgotten about that aspect. It was still my favorite job that I would go back to in a hearbeat if I could live off it. And not middle management. I'm doing that now and it blows.

Retail work is just God's example of hell on earth. It's awful. My feet, knees and ankles are a mess because of it. They work you like an absolute dog.

What.

I see bloggers of all kinds - even those that just write about their mundane lives - asking for people to buy them things from their Amazon wishlists. My friend made an online donation page for people to pay for his summer vacation just because his "semester at college was difficult" (he raised $200 out of his $900

I'm trying to imagine a scenario where someone intentionally hurts my dog in front of me and I don't physically attack them, and the only thing I can come up with is children under 12. But I guess if you can't cut a bitch, cutting a bitch out of your life will have to do.

Fuck, I openly hate cats, but I'd never fucking hit one no matter how mad I was at it or its owner!!! What kind of person do you have to be to take out your anger on an animal??? (Answer: a terrible one)

Good job this week, Sara. I now know how it feels to want to c**t-punch someone. Hurt my cat(s) and the same will come to you. Normally I'm really non-violent, but animals and kids never deserve to be some fucking bully's punching bag.

Obligatory, and repeated eye roll at the "even though this clearly has nothing to with looking white, remember that other plastic surgeries in Korea are all about looking white, because gosh darn it every Asian person wants to look white."

I read your first sentence and my mind immediately thought you meant you wanted to die like the 10th Doctor. And I thought "yeah...I guess I can see the benefits of that."

I would make a more intelligent comment, but I'm stuck on the idea that baked macaroni and cheese is a "black" thing.

I will never understand what people mean by '____ doesn't act black'. It's the most fucking stupid, insulting, ridiculous, shitty, fucking stupid (again) thing to say.

I LOVE THE INTERNET TODAY.

This entire performance was like something that Stefon had a nightmare about.