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Me too! I've been commenting fairly regularly since months before the greys were introduced and when a post is not too flooded for mine to be seen, I usually get a decent amount of stars... but grey for me forever. Is there some kind of cosmic tally system or does a mod just have to take notice of your name? Cause

I want the opposite. I watch a lot of bad reality ghost shows, but what I enjoy on TV would result in me never sleeping again if it happened in my life. I take great pains never to visit a b&b or haunted lake town that has been featured.

NO WAIT I thought of something!! Last Thanksgiving, at my grandma's house where I used to live and never saw anything weird, my entire extended family sat down for dinner around the dining room table and the chandelier above the table JUMPED. Like, loudly and visibly raised up on its chain and one of the little

I'm moving into an old house and when I half-jokingly asked the landlord if there were ghosts he DID NOT LAUGH AN APPROPRIATE AMOUNT IN RESPONSE. So for the first couple months I will be freaking at every odd noise.

I've had my moments of disappointment with Obama but he really knows how to say the right thing.

The only way I can see myself ever giving birth is in my ultimate nightmare scenario: "I didn't know I was pregnant" til I was like 8.5 months along or something. In which case I would threaten every doctor's life until I could find one that would completely sedate me and cut the thing out. I would then wake up

I can always count on Jez to post articles about childbirth that make me feel so much better about the inconvenience of being on my period.

I just wish we could get a little footnote on the paragraphs about the evils of religion - that it is mostly organized, monotheistic religion which brings those shenanigans about. Believing in some kind of divinity does not automatically mean you're a part of one of those groups, or of any group really. Shout out to

well, I was talking about the headlines, not them.

Brangelina is one of those couples who I keep assuming have gotten married by now based on the number of years I've seen headlines about it in the supermarket checkout line. They are milking it a bit.

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Everyone should listen to this sweet psychedelic folk band. Well, everyone who likes that kinda stuff.

That does not sound like a fun job as that show is like the worst thing to ever happen to me. Was I not paranoid enough before I found out it was possible to have your period and yet be pregnant?!?!

To be fair it sounded like he was also concerned she was showing up to kill him at the time he had this fantasy. Messed up either way though :( Please Bryan Cranston, go back to being Hal so I can feel the world is good again.

I think the most disgusting part is that she makes the joke about her own grandkids! Who does that?!

I know way worse than that, unfortunately. hahaha

is that the real Joan Rivers tweeting that?! yuck.

I defriended my dad after he turned my every mention of a cold into an opportunity to publicly declare that I probably had leukemia, cute animal videos into a platform for political rants, or would somehow go from embarrassingly gushing about what a cute baby I was to publicly commenting the details of my very private

Summer brain is currently preventing me from packing when I move in a week and a half.