"Wait'l they get a load of- hnnnnk-shewwww...hnnnnnnk-sheeewwww weebweeeebweeeebweeeeb...."

I bet they execute all their plays well today.

He may have missed that lay-up, but all those drained 3s and crazy assists were certainly amazing.

"This is Red 5 - I'm going down"

In NOLA, the Lambeau Leap is more of a Mercedes Manfondling.

11/7 NEVAH FOHGET

Road trip!

Hail, principled contrarian.

The hate-read is strong on this post, hmmm?

Touché or nah.

When your the CEO of a publicly traded energy concern, take time to remember your family and they won't be so likely to spread their love around elsewhere, Mayo.

Try to be classier when your puttin's on the fritz.

Just another day in the divide and conquer mines.

"So that happened," - another Mamet quote, usable to describe this wreck. Name the film, get a star...

Don't forget the bourbon, people.

"Thweep the leg, Timmy- no merthy goddammit!"

YOU ARE BREAKING THE SOCIAL CONTRACT

?!

Not even Predator would want that spine after Welker's done with it.

But by all means, consider cutting the guy because he's a 28 year old surly introvert.