Well then what do they not want?

Can't you just…not use Touch ID? I enter my passcode whenever I unlock my phone, it's not a big deal. I'm always protected and if some terry is gonna cut off my thumb thinking he'll unlock my phone, well joke's on him!

"We're here, we-"

Upon hearing the title, Anthony Kiedis immediately sues Weezer for intellectual property infringement.

JAG off.

I thought the weird old guy who shows up in every Marvel movie was my neighbor.

It's awesome and frightening and sad. So, basically, an episode of Black Mirror.

I've been confused for a Target worker before but hey sometimes you just want to make a train out of all the carts and push them into the store.

Isn't it strange that the universe is so indescribably huge yet not once have we been discovered by some billion year-old intelligent life that has figured out how to cross from galaxy to galaxy? We've received no messages, no nothing that indicates we're not alone in the whole of existence. That all life just sits on…

Who are you, the Time Master?

Hey, German is also a necessary language if you're going to study biblical analysis/criticism so, you know, either way.

A planet where MAN evolved from APES?!

Exactly - there might be money on the ground.

I can only picture Trump standing in a room full of empty chairs, with like two people sitting down, and he disbands the group, they walk out, and then he stands there for a second, shrugs, and then follows them out the door.

Well he clearly has some tolerance.

I'll have the Hotline Rings and another menu item based on a Drake song.

A Duke. A kick-ass Duke.

Coincidentally, passionfruit jam isn't in the top 100 jams.

I was led to believe he would be some sort of mountain daredevil.

They all did it on your couch?