I can’t tell if I claimed my account or not. So I started a new account that’s maybe connected since I was logged in and pressed a bunch of buttons. You can read more about it on my Kinja blog!

"And hold the crust!"

Can't you compress any video into a GIF with whatever video software you're using? I mean, isn't it a standard output? It'll be a huge file, but it's like, just another format.

Who?

Any way with a hard "G" yes.

It's funny because not a couple of months ago there were indications they were trying to become more centrist to claw back revenue, but now that Bannon is back he can just sink the whole ship. Or that billionaire who bankrolls him can just keep paying for stuff.

You can Kinja me later
Or you can Kinja me now
What's it gonna beeEEee?

It's a nickname I'm sure. Like, the one guy who once expressed sympathy for an Iraqi or something.

Prime Now is good enough. Who the hell has room enough in their kitchen to add an exterior fucking door, plus electrical, in order to get these deliveries?

1. Dylan
2. Dylan
3-5. Dylan, Dylan and Dylan.

Wow. Getting way off topic. But also…way *on* topic.

She was trapped in the bat.

He used to smoke and it was so hard for him to quit. Ugh it's Friday I'll cut to it: SOMEBODY STOP ME. There, that was the reference I was going to make.

That's right yeah the lead in the paint I believe.

For me it's what everybody else has inside them that makes my life difficult.

They say Van Gogh was partly crazy because he had a habit of licking the paint off his fingers. Or maybe that was the other way around.

"Is the moon eating the sun?! I don't know, I'm just a caveman!"

Between the people blaming Trump, people acting like this is some part of a plan, the gloaters, and the people completely confused by what is happening, it's hilariously awesome.

It's like watching crabs in a pot of boiling water.

They already feel small, that's why they're doing what they do. They will not go away if you just reinforce what they already believe about themselves.