On the one hand I'm happy that this North Korea stuff is kind of on the back burner and (so far) looks to be cooling off, but on the other hand, fuck.

I went to see David Copperfield when I was kid, the tour where he had the giant buzzsaw cut him in half, and I remember after the saw comes down some dude in the audience yelled "Move your feet!" which of course he does, and it was like "fuck you, heckler!". But then I watched his special about a month later and the…

I can't believe fidget spinners are still a thing. It's like some sort of thing that once it starts going, it just keeps on forever and ever!

It's the name of John Leguizamo's cruise line.

Kayden Woodward and Logan Bernstein.

Fuller House, Fuller Senate, these kids love big government!

These hackers are getting really bold. The other day I saw they had actually printed up a whole set of books with everything that happens on the show!

They won't censor the news; they'll do what they currently do which is claim the media is "censoring" them because they want to spout their bullshit to anyone and everyone all the time.

I stole a tuba once but it's okay, I left a note.

The Autismer

I've never really thought of Texans as sarcastic or stingy, but definitely loud and individualistic. In a lot of place overseas, at least it used to be, the Texan archetype was what was considered "American". We're all just loud cowboys.

Oh…it could be.

She could have been a museum curator, worked at a magazine, had her own local bookstore, all the career paths a woman could want!

The absolute worst is sites that require an uppercase letter. Lowercase, number, special character, that's all fine. Fuck an uppercase letter. Also, when people click the link that they forgot their password, maybe give them a list of the password requirements so they can remember you require some dumb shit and maybe…

"Everybody loves video!"
- individual person who loves video

Prime is already $100/yr, there's no point in upping that by 50% just for one channel. It should have been free to Prime customers with ads and maybe then it would have gotten some traction.

I'm no Rockefeller but $30k seems low for all the stuff plus the time, work, effort, and space he dedicated to getting it.

Ugh this map of a fantasy land isn't scientifically accurate!

I'm afraid to answer that.

He actually did have to play his songs during the trial which, as one lawyer said, probably helped his case that he essentially played a show for the jury.