I played Epic Warhammer 40k as a teen, which was great because you commanded huge armies for a (relatively) low cost. I almost got Age of Sigmar, but decided I have enough games I don't play, much less paint.

I heard when they were kids their parents locked them in a hall of mirrors and forced them to fight to the blood.

Bobby tore his ACL and missed out on college ball, joined the army and came back from Afghanistan with PTSD and an opioid addiction. But a funny one!

What's so confusing about fighting crime in a future time?

Ugh don't get me started. I love when he fucks up.

Is he going to play an earnest, flawed man who easily talks about his emotions? Because he is constantly making me look bad to my wife.

"The Hatch…is closed."

To be fair, she was so much older then. She's younger than that now.

But now you love it different!

Wow.

On the plus side, the guy whose job it is to estimate amusement park child deaths can breathe a little easier tonight.

Sorry everybody, nobody wants to hear it and I don't like saying it but if your parents divorced, you definitely were in the top three reasons why.

Kristax is a-okay!

What's a yote?

As a child of divorce I can tell you that no, no he will never be the same no matter how much love and support he receives. Happy Monday!

Jirque du Soleil.

"I just need to hit the next eight Powerballs and I'll be all set!"

Years ago I worked in a boonie town and Wawa was pretty much my only lunch option out of the office. I learned to love.

I heard they're going to start selling their products in other fast food places for cross-promotion, so if you want you can get D from Five Guys.

"It suits you."