He does pop up after the credits and say, "We even now? All good? Great."

When he was a teenager his mom walked in on him "pinching his nerve."

But his name is Skeet!

Probably not.

"Today, we are all…in the house."

The character was supposed to hold up a mirror to bigots in the audience but they ended up identifying with him; the main failing of Archie as a character is that he never served his intended purpose on the show.

"Music!"

I think it's equal parts uplifting and devastating and they don't do it subtle.

Jesus.

You won't know unless you watch!

Just like rock 'n' roll!

Throw in the damn towel!

Sometimes if you flipped the stations back and forth fast enough it would stick on totally clear for like ten seconds. The rush!

Mine used to pick up this weird nostalgia station that just showed old 50s stuff, it was pretty cool. One time I even found this strange remote control and ended up inside the television!

Before digital you could at least watch and listen to the static and try to hear things.

Diplo's from Tupelo? Has he heard Taco's loving tribute to Falco?

I wish the things they stood for, their first letters spelled out BOY SCOUTS.

I was saying "Boo-bama."

So's heroin but that doesn't seem to stop people.

Oh I remember that one! But if you just gave everyone that technology without a preloaded face I think it would work. Surely no one would use it for anything but good, clean fun.