Don't worry, they don't remember what they look like either.

If it doesn't already exist, and I'm assuming it doesn't, why isn't there an app that gives you a full face overlay using any photo you upload? You could make a video of yourself as Kanye or whoever, it'd be great.

I look forward to her marrying a contractor thirty years her junior.

"Selfie" covers both the subject and primary audience of such photos.

I never made it past the Laurel Canyon stage.

It's called clickbait and it's destroying today's youth.

I was shopping at a Fred Schneider when she showed up and they said I could. NOT. STAYYYYY!!!

Take out a student loan in his name?

I honestly don't think they've discredited much of anything, I think what's going on is institutions and other politicians are waiting for someone else to do something. Congress could stop it all right now, but they won't.

That's one of my favorite post-credits quotes where they just start it all over again and let it trail out.

Shout Factory learned, almost too late, that man is a feeling creature and, because of it, the greatest in the universe. It learned, too late for itself, that men have to make their own way, to make their own mistakes. There can't be any gift of perfection from outside ourselves. And, when men seek such perfection,…

I have them in…Beta quality.

If he answered every press question like he sang Trapped in the Closet I'd be down.

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That leprechaun's on acid!

Why don't studios just release this content immediately? I mean, if you want shit ruined you'll just go ahead and read it and if not, you learn to avoid it. You won't beat the hackers by law or technology, you put it all out there and give everyone a choice. In the end the viewership will be the same.

I hope it went down like the end of the courtroom scene in The Untouchables.

"Come in me if you want to live."

Going at it like two walruses fighting on the beach those two.

From here to eternity.