I divorced a mermaid and she took me to small clams court.

Even worse: the party was at Arby's.

He's into astrology, how bad could he be?!

It's positively rampant in Florida but that's it. I used to go probably twice a month or more when I was a kid but then they all of a sudden disappeared and I thought they were gone forever.

You should do it! The country-fried steak is worth getting. And the chicken.

I've been to O'Hare airport probably half a dozen times or more but I don't consider that having visited Chicago.

They were ahead of their time! Between Po' Folks and Laurence Fishburne in Just Cause I always assumed it was okay to drink out of mason jars.

A broken whiskey bottle lodged in my colon wouldn't have hurt worse than the sight of that poor dog wrapped around the mannyfold. "I think he's sleepin'", I said, and then I told Timmy I had to move on.

I call something else the "Cracker Barrel Corridor" if you get my drift.

"Eat, you lying seniors, EAT!"

I know I was a kid and all when I ate there, but it was definitely way better.

It's like they say, if you can't pick out the killer at the Cracker Barrel, it's you.

Donald: Hey, Jack! Welcome to Staples.
Jack: Uh, why did you choose that name?
Donald: Because Staples means "the basics," and that's what you're getting here: food, drinks, fun… Staples! Yeah, we got that.

I can't believe I live in a world where Po' Folks was driven back to the confines of Florida yet Cracker Barrel breeds like hillbillies across our nation.

It's a cheese brand here, too, which is confusing because the cheese is pretty alright but the restaurant less so.

I've been disappointed every single time I went. And I've been once.

And the whole movie syncs perfectly to The Doors' Waiting for the Sun.

Hell yeah, that and Hondo: 3D were real short-term highlights of my childhood.

If I wanted to see a darker movie where I couldn't make out the action, I'd watch a DCEU film.

I'm seein' double: 72 angry men!