I can’t help it you dont know what the fuck YOU are talking about. I live in columbia. “Affluenza” would be for people who earn millions of dollars a year. People who send their kid to a PUBLIC SCHOOL in Wilde Lake which is a neighborhood of homes that average listing price of about $300,000 is far from a wealthy…

Why post such uninformed babble? Columbia is far from what you describe.

And this is the first time Wilde Lake has ever been described as “well-to-do” in the history of the Internet. Congrats.

“Hopefully it is an isolated case.”

“Officials looked at Alberto Contador and Hesjedal’s bimes during last year’s Giro d’Italia”

-1 testicle

i can see why sheryl crow was into this guy

It follows the jet the entire time that it’s supersonic.

Analog dick pics! OMG

The major question, of course, is whether L.A. has enough apathy to support two teams rather than just one.

Actually, Porzingis has a marginally higher true shooting percentage when Carmelo is OFF the court than when he is ON it (52% vs. 51.9%), and scores at a more efficient rate (1.07 vs. 1.04 PPP) when Carmelo is OFF the court. Keep telling yourself that Porzingis’s offensive success is only because of Carmelo, though.

i don’t know about that. obviously the hype is insane for Kristaps, but dude is the poster child for what NBA teams want in a modern big: rim protection and 3-point shooting. there’s a universe where a player in the mold of Kristaps is a Warriors-buster—an incredibly skilled big who can space the floor and is fast…

See, the irony here is that Sam Hinkie himself would be the first one to tell you that comparing players using basic counting stats is next to useless.

To be fair, even if Hinkie got the meeting, he was just going to trade it for a couple of meetings in 2019.

A really cool article, thanks Jason! That’s definately one of the things I like about Kotaku :)

Its not like this is anything new though.

I feel like people should know better than to ask Kotaku for this kind of thing by now... There’s a 100% chance they won’t actually do the promotion and a 90% chance they just tell everyone about your cheesy marketing plan for lols

I get asked that one a lot. The New York AG case is really the tipping point for everything. If DraftKings and FanDuel lose that one (still to play out), they lose not only the ability to operate in NY, but also face prospect of significant clawbacks under New York law. They would potentially be forced to disgorge all…