I’m gonna defend DC here for a second. Sort of.

From simple battery and simple robbery to carjacking and assault with a deadly weapon?
That’s the type of hustle and elevation of your game that’s really going to stand out in a draft profile! Good motor on this guy, all heart and hustle!

“both men were charged Thursday with five counts of second-degree robbery”

Lealaimatafao? I got the whole 'lmfao' thing, but I'm gonna need Urban Dictionary for this one.

I used to deliver pizzas in the snow and at least half the people would say “yeah, hate you’re having to drive in this,” and then not tip.

the draft rights to Serhiy Lischuk. Houston sends the Clippers the rights to Maarty Leunen. Neither player is expected to play in the NBA.

There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.

You silly fuck! I guess you haven’t heard of the famous “left hook” maneuver executed by the most of the US and UK forces in the theater, Marines being used for feint amphibious attack on the Iraqi coast, Arab forces guarding oil wells close to Khafji, not to mention it was them who did most of the ground fighting, a…

You are operating from a surfeit of knowledge about military operations. When you see a Division symbol on the map, its not like 15,000 guys are right there on that spot. A Division actually occupies a fair amount of space. You put scouts out in front, not a bunch of guys standing shoulder-to-shoulder on the line. The…

This is excellent Kinja

For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.

Oh child, you have no idea about military intelligence.

Predictable: White cop arrives on scene, encounters black kids... travels.

It was all fun and games until one of the kids challenged him to a game of “Pig.”

Now this is the type of police brutality I can get behind.

I know right? The Cobra taking out the T-50 at the last possible second, the truck drivers taking a left turn at Al-Buquerque*, the fire mission, my position (IMHO the single bravest thing a human being can say), the “oh lord, I lived through the Iraqis, now the Americans are gonna kill me?”, the guys bookin’ it out…

I’m really digging these Desert Storm revisited stories.

I miss Mesereau.

First you fire Dennis, now you steal his pictures?