Yeah, it is the fans fault and not the NHL.

Heckuva job, NHL! Guess what? I just became a voter for next year’s All Star Game, ready to embrace whatever exquisite fuckery hockey fans devise to punish the league for such petty douchecanoe-ing.

Another Oscar snub due to whitewashing

I was thinking they’ve paid full price for shake a lot of times.

unlike weed you would need to smoke a whole “blunt” of it to get high

This is the correct way to do a Simpsons comment. Well done.

The fact that he was bouncing around the room was an unexpected side effect. I’m sure he was tired after walking to the police station in what was a journey not unlike colonel forbins ascent, I hear it’s like a maze to get there from where his house is. And there is no way talking to that makisupa policeman was an…

Seems silly, that's the best a man could get?

When questioned, Jones said that he was told “It would help me run like an antelope.”

More like 40 years of sun- and wind-damaged skin.

She’s like a walking ad for coppertone sunscreen now.

I want to joke, but this just makes me so sad. I loved her as a kid, and definitely did some crushing on her in 1998.

Are the police sure they got the right person? She was there, then she wasn’t, then all of the sudden she was back. It’s possible she might have an airtight alibi.

Him: “Picaboooooo!”

If Katherine Heigl had starred in Monster.

Doesn’t matter the Hue, still Brown(s).

Hard to say what ship it is exactly, but a [quick] Google search reveals that it is the USS Decatur (DDG-73), taken in 2009.

Haven’t you heard? All bad experiences are ptsd inducing these days. Stuck in a traffic jam? Ptsd. Made fun of on deadspin, ptsd. It’s easy and accessible now.

Thanks, I knew it was Schlereth.