Probably a little bit of both. Beamer has been at this for a long time, he’s almost 70 years old. Might want to spend his twilight with family, as people are want to do. That said, VTech has been on a decline in recent years and they could definitely use the change.

Cryo-therapy is more of a therapeutic thing than a beauty thing. I’ve used it before for muscle soreness, it’s actually really effective. I’ve never seen a full body one though.

“The report also states that video surveillance caught Rice Jr. throwing a black revolver into a stairwell on the side of the restaurant before he left the scene”

But he also had a gun, so..

You underestimate the desire of the administration to advertise successes against ISIS.

This is really good and really bad at the same time.

I still can’t see Chris Connelly as anyone but “that guy on MTV.”

Careful, we don't want to draw Kluwe in here.

Tebow wishes he had that kind of zip on his passes.

Hey I could always go for a new season of “Locked Up Abroad” featuring some dumb hipsters from Brooklyn.

These suggestions aren't even good. Carrying narcotics in your carry on is probably the stupidest thing you can do. It's not like the airport police and TSA have specially trained dogs that can detect the scent of narcotics. Oh wait.

I really hope one of your stupider readers actually does this and gets themselves arrested for smuggling narcotics. Then you guys can wax poetic about how unjust it is that you can't smuggle heroin in your carry on luggage.

I have FIOS and I get MASN and MASN2 with no issues??

“Inshallah”

I can’t read legalese, hopefully the decision reads “fuck you MLB, stop restricting your viewers”

“I forgot about myself.”

This post is the distilled essence of jalop.

Right? I imagine there's a lot of people like me that are local fans of team X but for whatever reason aren't at their TV at game time, but still want to watch. The blackout makes no sense.

Does this have any impact on the streaming blackout of games in your “local market” or nah? Because it’s real annoying that I can’t put the Nationals or Orioles game on when I’m away from my tv.

Glad I wasn’t the only one that saw that. That was less of a Nene fuck up and more of a “holy shit what a play” by Horford.