That sounds even cooler honestly. Share some stories about that.

... So did you become a surgeon?

The takeaway message here is to never tweet.

That sure is a bear cock right there.

They're going to put a tarp over the entire stadium? What a cost effective roof!

White people: racist if they say it, racist if they're offended by it.

St. Louis has enough misery, I fee bad laughing at them.

“Cunnilingus?”

Nothing warms my heart like sad Kentucky fans.

You're not doing any serious damage to one of those Harley's dumping it at that speed. Maybe some scuffed chrome.

You know this is how they train right? This course they're riding is the same course they use to develop and hone their skills.

3? That's generous.

Seriously. My basement is a minefield of milk rings. Fuck buying toys, just drink milk on occasion.

Apologies! I was under the impression they already had the facility in the works.

It is and it isn't that simple. Texas has an ungodly amount of money, yes. But they're also sitting on a huge talent pool and are about to open up brand new facilities. If he wants to go big time, this is probably his best opportunity.

Boys will be boys, amirite

Leaving VCU to work for noted shitheel Steve Patterson is shaka smart move.

After watching some of the comments that have rolled in, I now understand why us greys are hated. Holy shit. Save me Deadspin contributors, you're my only hope.

“A Single guy, drunk, we can possibly overlook”

I did the same thing, it went over really well. No one is ever full from wedding dinner and everyone has the drunken munchies.