I'd rather have the Timberwolves roster than any of those other teams.

Come on now. The Sixers, Lakers, Knicks, Pistons are all worse than the Timberwolves.

Did you burn your Heat jersey?

Call me skeptical, but isn't seven years a bit long for a story like this to come out? Surely it'd have made its way to ESPN in some form or fashion.

They'd respond, but their internet is still down.

You did, it was a really fun game to watch.

It's cool man, I didn't want to eat my breakfast anyway.

The Cuban War of Independence was fought to give Cuba independence from Spain. The U.S. got Guantanamo Bay a couple years later as part of establishing formal relations. If you read up on the original 1903 treaty it basically made Cuba a puppet government of the U.S., giving them full rights to intervene within the…

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You realize scumbag lawyers do that shit everywhere, right? They pull the court records for everyone arrested the day before and flood them with calls and mailers offering to represent them.

Or, you know, don't speed. Whichever, really.

Whoa. People are making insensitive, anonymous comments on the Internet? Someone alert the media!

I foresee another ovulation at some point in the future. Perhaps another one after that even!

Thanks for the hot take, ThatOneGy. You're right it's completely impossible to feel empthy for the girlfriend while also being upset about the implications for your favorite team.

Apparently he is since she's pregnant.

The story said he was given a citation for the crash, what else do you want? Degree of difficulty: Don't say "arrested for reckless driving" because that's not what happens to most people when they just run a red light/stop sign and crash.

That's not how it works. If you're driving a work car you would be covered by your work's vehicle insurance, not your personal one.

He was on duty so it'd be the agency that would be paying for it.

Tilapia is gross and if you eat it voluntarily you don't deserve to partake in the nicer fishes.

Mew mew mew mew the only way to eat fish is either incredibly unhealthy or sushi mew mew