Absolutely insane that terrorist attacks in the West would resonate with people in the West. I just can’t fathom it.

Go. Fuck. Yourself.

“I said you could use my resume as a template, not make a crazy sign on the back of it.”

Nice try, Josh Gordon.

“Obnoxious and despicable are better than boring.”

A quick scan of the comments here seems to indicate a general agreement that this woman indeed raped her charge, because his mental faculties are so impaired that he is incapable of giving consent. And she certainly does sound unprofessional!

That depends...are we in a dark alley? Am I armed? Are we in public?

Odd that such a tough, inspirational leader-badass looks so much like the most cowardly coward who ever cowered.

This is an important story to report, because Hardy’s brother was in the driver’s seat. Talking to the media is not important, especially when there are unsolved crimes for the Hardy boys to investigate.

He’s really in no position to be talking shit at this point in his career. I mean when was the last time this has-been was relevant enough to justify his behavior? Do the right thing and retire, Spike.

Cover design by Tom Brady’s courtroom sketch artist.

This is pretty messed up, there are other ways to save a marriage than by cheating. I feel sorry for your husband, it seems like you had to shut him up even though you did a terrible thing and made him deal with it.

Sure, half a pound of weed and a gun sounds bad, but Rice Jr. probably won’t get in any trouble for this, especially since his stepmom used to be the governor of Alaska.

KG’s just calling dibs on a great parking spot.

I see 2 reactions to this:

Who took this picture? Why publicize such a private moment?

David Freese is the last time anything close to comparable has happened. Both did stupid things in their first career postseason. (Also, their career stats are spookily similar.)

Daniel Murphy is also a raging homophobe, so he is basically 1 slump away from being John Rocker.

Derrick Rose has blurry vision and might miss the season opener. Your 2-4 Bears just gave the Lions their first win of the year. Kane might have raped somebody. Not great times, guys.

You’re right...it’d only be fair, cubs fans were nothing but graceful after their wins in the wild card game and NLDS, so we really should try to—PPPFFFFFFT BAHAHAHAHA oh man, sorry, couldn’t finish that one with a straight face